Posted by brunoinkie more than a month day ago
Plays: 26 Jiggs: 1 Album: ? Genre: Country Language: English Artist: qwerty Tags: United Breaks Guitars Lyrics: I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska<br />
The plane departed, Halifax, connecting in Chicago's "O'Hare".<br />
While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me,<br />
"My God, they're throwing guitars out there"<br />
<br />
The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror<br />
At the action on the tarmac, and knowing whose projectiles these would be<br />
So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees<br />
Who showed complete indifference towards me<br />
<br />
United...<br />
(United...)<br />
You broke my Taylor Guitar<br />
United...<br />
(United...)<br />
Some big help you are<br />
<br />
You broke it, you should fix it<br />
You're liable, just admit it<br />
I should've flown with someone else<br />
Or gone by car<br />
<br />
'Cause United breaks guitars.<br />
<br />
When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I'd suspected<br />
My Taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O'Hare<br />
<br />
So began a year long saga, of "Pass the buck", "Don't ask me", and "I'm sorry, sir, your claim can go no where".<br />
So to all the airlines people, from New York to New Deli<br />
Including kind Ms. Irlweg, who says the final word from them is "no".<br />
<br />
I heard all your excuses,<br />
And I've chased your wild gooses<br />
And this attitude of yours, I say, must go<br />
<br />
United...<br />
(United...)<br />
You broke my Taylor Guitar<br />
United...<br />
(United...)<br />
Some big help you are<br />
<br />
You broke it, you should fix it<br />
You're liable, just admit it<br />
I should've flown with someone else<br />
Or gone by car<br />
<br />
'Cause United breaks guitars.<br />
<br />
Well, I won't say that I'll never fly with you again,<br />
'Cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would,<br />
But that won't likely happen,<br />
And if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage<br />
'Cause you'd just go and break it,<br />
Into a thousand pieces,<br />
Just like you broke my heart<br />
<br />
When United breaks guitars.<br />
<br />
United...<br />
(United...)<br />
You broke my Taylor Guitar<br />
United...<br />
(United...)<br />
Some big help you are<br />
<br />
You broke it, you should fix it<br />
You're liable, just admit it<br />
I should've flown with someone else<br />
Or gone by car<br />
<br />
'Cause United breaks guitars.<br />
<br />
Yeah, United breaks guitars.<br />
<br />
Yeah, United breaks guitars.
